How to Human Being by Johnny Ando

We will start with the basics and will move onto the more advanced things related to being the average human being. The first step in being a human being is to reabsorb your tail - if you have one - back into your spine. Another basic to being one of these mysterious creatures involves learning to physically transport your bodily mass by developing legs of only two to ‘walk on’. Walking is how humans and nearly all mammals move. The next step is to match the visuals of the average human being. Though they have fairly good vision, humans only have a maximum of three color receptors. When I say a maximum of three, I mean that some humans either have a block between their brain and some types of receptors, or their brains do not have the ability to process color from a brain that has not developed correctly. But apart from this, the ability to see is outweighed by the very low intelligence, so all you have to do is put on some specially arranged cloth pieces normally referred to as “clothing”. Making mistakes is also very normal in the human society, so do not worry if you do something wrong. Eating is a very common thing to do as a human. Almost everybody does it. Eating is far too complicated a process for me to fit in a few sentences, so that will be a separate article. Though this is short for the complex behavior of a human being, this is the end for this issue.